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Number 3: Vidkun Quisling

Quisling was a much-loved Norwegian Prime Minister, who founded the Nasjonal Samling (National Unity) party, prefiguring the recent "Unite the Kingdom" march in London of 15 million patriots. His National Unity party had such policies as "Everybody to have the right and duty to work. Brain-work and manual labour to be equally respected", "A national agricultural policy to promote a class of large and small freehold farmers, to secure the national food supply", "The family and home to be protected. Respect for women's homework and motherhood to be raised", "The press, theatres, cinemas, broadcasting and other cultural institutions to support the interests of the nation" and "The fundamental value of the Christian religion to be protected".

Number 18: Charlie Kirk

The successor to Jesus Christ, Charlie thought gay people should be stoned to death. He worried if he saw that the pilot of an airplane he was on was Black. He wanted “some patriot” to bail out the man who attacked Nancy Pelosi’s husband with a hammer. He nobly said that if his ten year old daughter were pregnant from rape, he would not allow her an abortion. For peacefully Speaking His Truth, a radical marxist libtard shot him.

Charlie died as he would have wanted. He himself said "It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights".

After his death, the mayor of Netanya, Israel, announced the city will rename a traffic circle (surely everyone's favourite highway infrastructure) in his honour. Charlie's unwavering support for free speech will forever be commemorated by terminating the contracts of anyone expressing anything other than adoration of our Fallen Hero.

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